Monster in My Closet, by Rachel L. Naquin. Urban fantasy, E-ARC, likely first in a series.
I was offered my choice from a list of e-ARCs in return for a review for Geek Speak Magazine
. This one caught my eye because of the humor and fun that I was hoping to find in a grown-up revisiting of the Closet Monster. I was specifically looking for something light, fun, shallow, and silly. And I got exactly what I wanted.
Zoey had gone twenty three years since she thought she saw a big-eyed monster peeking out of her childhood closet and grinning that big toothy grin, so it was a bit of a shock to find that same monster, all grown up now, drinking coffee at her kitchen table one generic work-day morning.
In her subsequent conversations with her new roommate, she discovered that her mom had been helping all of the "Hidden" (non-humans) around the Bay Area, and now the Hidden were hoping that Zoey would too. Along about that time, Zoey accidentally falls into the sights of an incubus, discovers that she is an empath (and not everyone else feels like this all the time), falls for a hunky paramedic-come-grim-reaper, and plans the wedding of the year for the local socialite scene. Oh, yes, Zoey is a wedding planner for her day job.
The plot is pretty predictable: Naturally helpful person gets dumped on one too many times, discovers her spine and the cute guy, and saves the day with a cast of kooky sidekicks. Basically, Zoey needs to stop an incubus from killing all of the women she knows while taking care of the minor emergencies that arrive at her house while still getting her clients to the alter.
Naquin introduces a strong variety of other characters, including a skunk-ape, a family of brownies, a closet monster, an out-of-the-closet gay herbalist (who does NOT sell weed, thank you!), a Pygmy dragon, Zoey's mooch ex-husband, and Zoey's perfectly dressed business partner Sara. I appreciate the balance of the insane and the mundane, especially the names of the various non-humans. Maurice the Closet Monster just sounds so civilized to me. And I want his muffin recipie.
Naquin did a nice job on this first book with just about everything except for the strange disappearance of Zoey's mom. Aside from the shovels-ful of Heap Big Mystery about Zoey's mom, which I'm sure will reappear in the sequel, the rest of the plot snaps together pretty well. I recommend this for an afternoon of brain candy when you need a few good laughs.
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In case you want back references, here is the Books for 2011 round-up post