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Goats, gripes, and grasping for greatness
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine (Cookie and Goblin) 
14th-Sep-2011 08:17 am
Goblin has discovered that there are GIRLS living in the next pasture over from his. He really, really, really wants to meet the GIRLS next door. Unfortunately for Goblin, Cookie is currently romancing those girls, and is rather possessive of that privilege. And Cookie wants to show Goblin who is the big man on campus. So Cookie bangs on the fence in a masculine and studly manner to show Goblin just how masculine and studly he is. Trust me, fence-smashing is a time-honored goat tradition for proving studly stupidity.

Unfortunately for Cookie, this backfired yesterday when he, himself, banged the fence boards right off of the fence, thereby allowing Goblin unfettered access to the GIRLS that he wanted. To add insult to injury, Gimble tagged along, too. It's a good thing that neither Anna or Dahlia is currently in heat... (Gimble is Anna's son.)

And in other news, Gyre is doing just fine. I let him out of the stall this morning to get some exercise and stretch his legs.
14th-Sep-2011 12:38 pm (UTC)
Just wanted to say I enjoy these happy snippets.
14th-Sep-2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
I'm glad to amuse.
14th-Sep-2011 01:50 pm (UTC)
They're kind of like drunken frat boys when they're in heat. Horny, violent, and too stupid to figure out how those things work together.
14th-Sep-2011 02:48 pm (UTC)
Yup. That's it exactly. And they are wearing beer goggles too - every girl is gorgeous, and some of the other boys are cute too!
14th-Sep-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I needed that laugh today :-)
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