Richmond Air Travelers Stranded After Plane Stuck in Mud -- the punchline? "...the airport does not have the necessary equipment to pull the jet from the mud, and American Airlines is locating the equipment and will get it to Richmond."
Give a Goat for Christmas!
Fair is fair. Anyone can put up a holiday display on public land in Polk County, including those honoring "Festivus."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4121409.stm -- "Nude farmers are pin-up hit in SA"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4120179.stm -- "Pet kitten cloned for Christmas"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4113503.stm -- "A Malaysian footballer looks set to be shown the red card by his team for jilting his bride at the altar via a mobile phone text message."