My prize buckling escaped from the buck pen again and is taking on our German Shepherd (he's all macho) and I'm running to get my shoes on to go intervene. Well, turn the corner and here's my 2 yr old standing in front of my barn shoes with his diaper off...one of my shoes is full of urine. Really. I run to my husband expecting some sympathy. His comment "wow, he's a really good shot".
I think I would have dumped the pissy shoe over the husband's head.