Purchased from: Safeway
Reason: Despite the red peppers in the photo, it looked reasonably inoffensive.
Special features?: No, not really.
Protein = 12g. Sodium = 500mg. Total Fat = 7g.
As advertised?: Mostly. The contents are as expected from the package labeling, but the "brown" rice is awfully white-looking.
And the verdict?: It is tad "spicy" for me, so probably perfect for the rest of the world.
Did you finish eating it?: Yes.
Would you buy it again?: Yes, but it wouldn't be the first thing on my list.
Is it good defense against a zombie?: No.