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Food Review: Eating Right Beef Portobello

Product: Eating Right Beef Portobello

Purchased from: Safeway

Reason: I like mmmmmeat! Despite the red peppers in the photo, it looked reasonably inoffensive.

Special features?: No, not really.

Protein = 16g. Sodium = 550mg. Total Fat = 6g.

As advertised?: Yes.

And the verdict?: Eh, neh. It's ok. I would prefer having real broccoli pieces rather than little broccoli shrapnel, though.

Did you finish eating it?: Yes, except for the little red pepper thingies I kept wiping off of the real food.

Would you buy it again?: Yes, but it wouldn't be the first thing on my list.

Is it good defense against a zombie?: No, but another 30 seconds and those potatoes wedges would be triangular rubber projectiles.
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