Purchased from: Trader Joe's
Reason: It looked quick, easy, and had one ingredient.
Special features?: Nope.
Protein = 7g. Sodium = 5mg. Total Fat = 2.5g.
As advertised?: Well, yeah. It was rice.
And the verdict?: Um... "Chewy." It was rice-flavored, but had more of a day-old-oatmeal texture to it.
Did you finish eating it?: Yes.
Would you buy it again?: Yes. I'm sure I can figure out something interesting to do with it that will remove the chewy issue.
Is it good defense against a zombie?: Yes. If I had nuked it another 30 seconds it would have become a large rubber discus, making it an excellent projectile.