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Food Review: Trader Joe's Fully Cooked Organic Brown Rice

Product: Trader Joe's Fully Cooked Organic Brown Rice

Purchased from: Trader Joe's

Reason: It looked quick, easy, and had one ingredient.

Special features?: Nope.

Protein = 7g. Sodium = 5mg. Total Fat = 2.5g.

As advertised?: Well, yeah. It was rice.

And the verdict?: Um... "Chewy." It was rice-flavored, but had more of a day-old-oatmeal texture to it.

Did you finish eating it?: Yes.

Would you buy it again?: Yes. I'm sure I can figure out something interesting to do with it that will remove the chewy issue.

Is it good defense against a zombie?: Yes. If I had nuked it another 30 seconds it would have become a large rubber discus, making it an excellent projectile.
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