Purchased from: "Bloom" (Food Lion)
Reason: It has chicken and alfredo and pasta. No wacky extras.
Special features?: Yes. There was no extra box/packaging. It was just the 4x6 plastic container and a little cardboard sleeve around it with the labels.
Protein = 22g. Sodium = 810mg. Total Fat = 13g.
As advertised?: Yes.
And the verdict?: Eh, it's ok. The sauce was a little watery to start out, which encouraged over-nuking, which made the noodles rubbery. And I can defintely taste the salt.
Did you finish eating it?: Yes.
Would you buy it again?: Maybe.
Is it good defense against a zombie?: No, not really. It would require creative use of noodles as projectiles or as banana-peels-on-the-floor placement