Product: Smart Ones Pineapple Beef Teriyaki
Purchased from: Safeway
Reason: I was feeling adventurous, and I usually like teriyaki stuff.
Special features?: pineapple
Protein = 18g. Sodium = 740mg. Total Fat = 4.5g.
As advertised?: Unfortunately, yes. I hadn't seen the little red flecks on the pineapple in the photo.
And the verdict?: yucky spicy.
Did you finish eating it?: nope!
Would you buy it again?: Not a chance unless I forgot.
Is it good defense against a zombie?: Yes. My breath can now curl paper and cause small animals to ignite. So I just need a dead mouse collection to breathe on and hurl at zombies.