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Food Review: Smart Ones Pineapple Beef Teriyaki

Product: Smart Ones Pineapple Beef Teriyaki

Purchased from: Safeway

Reason: I was feeling adventurous, and I usually like teriyaki stuff.

Special features?: pineapple

Protein = 18g. Sodium = 740mg. Total Fat = 4.5g.

As advertised?: Unfortunately, yes. I hadn't seen the little red flecks on the pineapple in the photo.

And the verdict?: yucky spicy.

Did you finish eating it?: nope!

Would you buy it again?: Not a chance unless I forgot.

Is it good defense against a zombie?: Yes. My breath can now curl paper and cause small animals to ignite. So I just need a dead mouse collection to breathe on and hurl at zombies.
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