a preponderance of punctuation marks (reedrover) wrote,
a preponderance of punctuation marks

Good Morning!

Dear Universe,

Please stop rearranging the animals without my direct participation. The big boy goats do not need to bunk with the little boy goats, especially when the breeding boy goat is entertaining his lady loves. This confuses the guest-dogs as well as the human headed their way with breakfast. Please remind the alpaca that he is supposed to eat alpaca food, not goat or dog food. Additionally, despite their insistence otherwise, cats are not invited to nest in the linen closet.

- The Monkey supposedly in charge

(This was posted at 8AM, but was non-viewable for some reason. No, I don't care enough to figure it out.)
Tags: alpacas, animals, dogs, goats

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